10 Things My Child Will NEVER Do

10 Things my child will NEVER do…

1. Screen time at dinner

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2. Eat junk food and candy

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3. Get random things he “wants” at the store

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(He wanted a new backpack and cookie monster…)            (He wanted a new pink bat…)


4. Be naked all the time

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5. Leave the house in pjs



6. Misbehave/Act crazy in pubic

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(playing baseball and racing with dad in Target-click photo to see video)


7. Watch/play video games

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8. Stay up too late

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9. Hit, bite, etc

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10. Be spoiled with gifts

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Will never do

With Love,

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  1. Haha we have some grandiose ideas of what we’ll be like as parents don’t we? From my experience, we’re almost always wrong about it.

  2. Guilty…minus the sweets and stuff, and the staying up late. Peyton is naked so much that she has more accidents on the floor than our morkie Diesel!

  3. I totally feel the same way. Such great plans to be “perfect”, but then, life happens. My little one almost never gets sugar, but I let her have a Krispy Kreme doughnut for National donut day. Pretty sure at least 4 of these things happened as a result.

  4. I always stated that my kids would never go out of the house in pajamas either but it has happened!

  5. This had me laughing all the way through. Never make a list like this til one has had kids. Some days you just end up in survival mode.

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