10 Things My Child Will NEVER Do

April 21, 2016

10 Things my child will NEVER do…

1. Screen time at dinner

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2. Eat junk food and candy

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3. Get random things he “wants” at the store

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(He wanted a new backpack and cookie monster…)            (He wanted a new pink bat…)


4. Be naked all the time

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5. Leave the house in pjs



6. Misbehave/Act crazy in pubic

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(playing baseball and racing with dad in Target-click photo to see video)


7. Watch/play video games

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8. Stay up too late

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9. Hit, bite, etc

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10. Be spoiled with gifts

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Will never do

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  • Reply Paula Maddox April 21, 2016 at 3:50 pm

    These are awesome!

    • Reply Kira-Marie April 21, 2016 at 5:37 pm


  • Reply Nana April 21, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    Love the photos. Your talent for self-deprecating humor is one of the things I appreciate most about you.

    • Reply Kira-Marie April 21, 2016 at 5:37 pm

      Aww Thanks!

  • Reply Ginger Marie June 3, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    Haha! This is hilarious. Love the honesty here.

  • Reply Lauren June 3, 2016 at 2:10 pm

    Hahaha…we are guilty of all of this! We’ve gotten strict about no screen time at dinner, but the rest, forget it!

  • Reply linda spiker June 3, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    Yup….my kids never did any of those things either.

  • Reply Amanda | Maple Alps June 3, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    Hehehe!! Famous last words, right? This is such an adorable post. Love it!

  • Reply Angie June 3, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    Haha we have some grandiose ideas of what we’ll be like as parents don’t we? From my experience, we’re almost always wrong about it.

  • Reply Jessica Bradshaw June 3, 2016 at 8:57 pm

    Haha. This is greatness!!

  • Reply Brittany Giles June 3, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    Guilty…minus the sweets and stuff, and the staying up late. Peyton is naked so much that she has more accidents on the floor than our morkie Diesel!

  • Reply Kristen Kavan June 3, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    this is so cute! I laughed out loud. And, he is so cute!

  • Reply Karin Rambo June 4, 2016 at 12:56 am

    #4 is awesome! The less clothes the better!

  • Reply Deynece June 4, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    hahaha I love this and how honest you are about it!! Everything in small doses is just fine!!

  • Reply Suzanne June 4, 2016 at 6:27 pm

    Ha! Yes. As a first time mama, I said all of those things too. And have similar photos 😉

  • Reply rebecca June 5, 2016 at 12:17 am

    I totally feel the same way. Such great plans to be “perfect”, but then, life happens. My little one almost never gets sugar, but I let her have a Krispy Kreme doughnut for National donut day. Pretty sure at least 4 of these things happened as a result.

  • Reply Becca Wilson June 5, 2016 at 6:51 pm

    I always stated that my kids would never go out of the house in pajamas either but it has happened!

  • Reply Tamara Goyette June 9, 2016 at 3:53 am

    This had me laughing all the way through. Never make a list like this til one has had kids. Some days you just end up in survival mode.

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